hmmmm..............

huhhh.....bosannya aku hari ni...

hye guys...lama tol aku xupdate blog nih...biase la bz....anyway, aku br je pas bc "harian metro on9"..cerita yang aku bc pasal sms / panggilan santet...korang pun penah dengarkn? isu ni dr indonesia..tp skang merebak ke malaysia..dan berita terbaru sudah 9orang mati dia indonesia kerana trima panggilan maut ni..dan di malaysia di kabarkan di malaysia dah 2orang.....

persolannya,bileh caye ke ni?kalau pikir dengan logik memang tak munasabah betol..skrg byk tanggapan dan cerita dibuat mengenai isu ni..makin lama makin menjadi.

dan pendapat aku,tak usah la kite caye benda2 ngarut nih. sb benda mcm ni leh roskkn akidah kite...kt indonesia skrg sedang di selidik dan 1 remaja pmpn telah ditahan yg memulakan penyebaran sms ni..sms ni hanya dijadikan bahan gurauan dan kini mnjd serius lak...kalau nk tahu lebih lanjut tgk kt KOMPAS.COM (http://www.kompas.com/index.php/read/xml/2008/05/16/11180069/telepon.setan.lebih.ngeri.dibanding.sms.santet)

skrg nih aku ngah berminat ngan satu blog pasal warga bawean..dengan kata lain orang malaysia panggil boyand...dlm blog nih mcm2 yg aku leh tahu trutama hal2 perkembangan di bawean.dan ttg sejarah bawean..yg terbaru tentang tsunami kecil yang melanda bawean...walaupun tak pernah jejak kaki kt bawean,atleast aku ttp ikut perkembangan nya...dan harap 1hr dapat jejakkn kaki kt pulau ni....dapat sampai ke tmpat asal usul kluarga aku.....

http://pulau-bawean.blogspot.com/

sapa mengantukkkk....haaaa haaaa nak tidoqqqq jeee... pas mkn tidoqqq...
baca ni kasi celik skit....


PANCUT
Ayg: bang, goncang sikit2 dah la. nnti terpancut!
Abg: pancut bru best
Ayg: dahla, nnti habis basah
Abg: takpe, abang try bukak pelan2.
Ayg: nnti habis melekit
Abg: syg jgn bimbang, air coca-cola je ni.

KENTUT
org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME
org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!

UUUU
surung pupun turuk pupun
buuh kurunju dulum puruhu
suruh mukun suyu mukun
suruh munguju suyu tuk tuhu

"control sikit muncung tuu..."

MONKEYS
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

1 was caught watching tv

another 1 was playing football

and the other 1
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*
*
*
*
No! No! it's not you!

why you always think you
are a monkey?

CONDOM vs KOTEX

Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for 1 week! Damn!
Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake, i'll lose my business for 9 months!

SABAH
pergi sabah naik basikal,
naik basikal pergi ke sabah,
ade ke munasabah & masuk akal,
nak pergi sabah naik basikal?

memang tak masuk akal!

KATAK HIJAU
pada suatu ari kita pegi ke sebuah gua.
penjaga gua tu kate, dlm gua tu ada katak ijau.
jgn pijak katak tu sbb klu pijak, dpt suami tak hensem.
dlm gua tu saya je terpijak katak ijau, tapi awak tak.
pastu, tiba masa kita kawin. suami saya mmg tak hensem.
tapi suami awak hensem. saya tak puas ati la!
so saya tanya suami awak kenapa kawin ngan awak? saya lg cantik
malah berganda cantik dr awak. pastu dia jwb "nak wat caner,
dulu saya pun terpijak katak ijau tuu..."


WARNING!!
children playing outside the car
can cause accident.

adult playing inside the car
can cause children!

SWEET
a lollipop said to a chocolate "Damn we're sooo sweeeet!"
the chocolate replied "Sweet? u should see the person who
send this massage. fuh, lagi sweet!"
hoho.....
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Bye Bye (Mariah Carey)

This is for my peoples who just lost somebody,
Your best friend, your baby, your man or your lady,
Put your hands way up high,
We will never say bye (no,no,no)
Mamas, daddies, sisters, brothers, friends and cousins,
This is for my peoples who lost their grandmothers,
Lift your head to the sky cause we will never say bye..

As a child, there were the times,
I didn't get it but you kept me in line,
I didn't know why you didn't show up sometimes,
On Sunday mornings and I missed you,
But when we talked too,
All them grown full things,
Separation brings,
You never let me know it,
You never let it show because,
You loved me and obviously,
There’s so much more left to say,
If you were with me today face to face...


Chorus

I never knew I could hurt like this
And everyday life goes on like
“I wish I could talk to you for awhile”
“I wish I could find a way try not to cry”
As time goes by
And soon as you reach a better place
Still I’ll give the whole world to see your face
And I’m bragging right next to you
It feels like you gone too soon
The hardest thing to do is say bye bye


And you never got the chance to see how good I’ve done,
And you never got to see me back at number one,
I wish that you were here to celebrate together,
I wish that we could spend the holidays together,

I remember when you used to tuck me in at night,
With the Teddy Bear you gave to me that I held so tight,
I thought you were so strong,
That you can make it through whatever,
It’s so hard to accept the fact you’re gone forever..



p/s: The video isn't released yet. The best you can watch it is on Youtube.

p/s: It makes me crying listening to it..daa..